The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

What's going on, King?

Not much. How are you, sir?

Good. Glad to hear it. It's Friday.

Yeah. You got big plans this weekend?

Not really. You?

Oh, no. I don't really have plans.

What was I going to ask you before we came here?

Oh, what's going on with Harbaugh?

You might go the NFL.

I mean, there's no actual update, right?

No.

I just keep seeing all the stuff that I assume is clickbait.

It's like, you know, Harbaugh a lot of talk about it.

So did he, because he went and had an interview with Denver.

But that was, right? That was days ago.

Two-hour interview with Denver.

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