The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo, it's going on. Not much. How are you? I'm great, man. Glad to hear it. How was your weekend?

An event for lots of playoff football. There was a lot of football to watch. It was fun, right?

Yeah. Did you like the idea, man? I mean, I didn't feel bad not doing anything.

Yeah, I just kind of like the little things I did do where things I could do in my living room, like putting laundry and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is. It's kind of like there's been a storm and no one's expected to go out.

And I had to go somewhere at some point and maybe just dead out, you know, in the middle of the afternoon,

I was like, everyone's at home watching the playoffs. That's why.

And I wasn't necessarily all that excited about Saturday's games.

For games that are being good, but they all ended up being good. Well, that was obviously one of the craziest things.

Last night was a bummer. Yeah. The only thing is we say that last night was a bummer. And it was,

and I know I'm a Brady apologist. The only thing that made that game interesting was that it was Brady.

So you're like, what are they going to come back? Yeah.

You kept waiting for it. They never did. But you're like, this is going to happen.

You kept watching it. It's like they said, I think, Aikman or whatever it was.

No one's to be out right now. I turned off completely. And this was checking the score.

Which one? Jacksonville. Oh, and then fourth quarter came. I turned it back on. That was amazing to watch.

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