All right. One more day. The weekends here. This week has been freaking, I can't. I cannot.

Holiday. Celebrate. No, I've gotten like zero things done. I feel like I have a million things to do and it's giving me so much anxiety. So let's just do this episode. Make sure you listen to this episode that we've done without your children in the room because that would just, you know what, their ears

would start bleeding. You don't want that.

They don't need to hear the disgusting things that come out of our mouth.

You're stressing me out. We still have less than two weeks

until Christmas. We're good.

We're good. All right. You've been warned.

What's your name?

Who am I? Who am I? What's going on, buddy?

How you doing, yeah?

Are there things Matt does for you that you've almost become a little reliant on?

Cook dinner for me?

Yeah, for real, like you've become terrible at cooking.

I mean, like, and it's not because you know I like to cook. Like, for real? Like, you've become terrible at cooking. I mean, like,

it's, and it's not because I, you know, I like to cook. Like, we used to cook together.

Like, I, I, I enjoy cooking. I'm not a bad cook. But, like, once the kid, when the kids were

little, we would divide and conquer and I would do, like, bed and bath and everything and he would make dinner for us. And he likes it and he has such horrible ADD that like it calms him.

It like gives him, you know, so like, and I'm like, can I help you?

Like, do you want me to make something tonight?

He's like, nope, nope.

So like now at this point, it's like, what's for breakfast?

What's for dinner?

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