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Have Kids, They Said…

Real-Time Divorce (w/ Alyce Chan)

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5873 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In today's episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by the incomparable and hilarious Alyce Chan (MOMCOMNYC) as they tackle some of parenting's toughest questions: Who’s your favorite kid? Where do you draw the line on conversation topics with other parents? And should you really invest in Bitcoin for your kid’s college fund? In last week's TV Dad Face-Off, Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) took down Peter Griffin (Family Guy). This week, Johnny Rose (Schitt’s Creek) goes head-to-head with Jack Pearson (This Is Us), with Alyce introducing a new twist to the debate—do we judge TV dads on their parenting skills, or whether we’d want to sleep with them? Finally, the trio answers a listener’s burning question: Should parents tell their kids Santa isn’t real, or leave it for someone else to spill the beans? Catch more of Alyce’s comedy at momcom.co and on Instagram @momcomnyc.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, another day, another soad.

0:03.7

Hey, we're getting closer to Christmas.

0:05.9

So a lot of fun holiday stuff.

0:07.5

Don't have your kids in the room.

0:08.9

You know, we get a little dirty.

0:10.5

Yeah, we've got a special guest today, and it ups the ante a little bit, if you will.

0:14.3

So just make sure the kids are out of ear shot, okay?

0:17.5

You have been warned.

0:21.0

What's your name? What's your name?

0:23.3

Oh my.

0:25.2

Daddy.

0:25.6

Ah, ha.

0:27.0

Ah, ha.

0:27.6

Daddy!

0:28.6

Ah!

0:29.6

Ha!

0:30.6

Ha ha ha!

0:31.6

Gee, on the fucking vision!

0:35.6

Ha ha ha!

0:36.6

Ha ha! Geez, on the fucking bitching.

0:46.0

I don't know what to do anymore.

0:47.2

I just think I quit.

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