Trying Pottery was a Mistake...

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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I tried pottery for the first time, and… well, it did not go as planned From messy clay disasters to unintentionally hilarious creations, watch me navigate the chaos, frustration, and occasional tiny victories of attempting pottery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Betway Casino, new customers stake 10 pounds and get 150 free spins.
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0:09.8	18 plus T's and C's Apply.
0:11.9	Be gambleaware.org.
0:15.4	Welcome to Paris Pizzeria. Your blind dates is already at the table and here she is.
0:55.0	Cousin Brenda, what are you doing here? You're married anyway. Substitution brought to you by Paddy Power. Cousin' Bresne makes me for Beth, the office crush. Oh, get in! You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scumannware.com. Hello everyone. You have to speak up. There's an alarm going off. I can't help but the smoke machine is broken. Do the intro! Hello, cold ones! Welcome to another video!
0:57.0	Man, this place is really fucking on fire.
0:59.0	Man, we should probably call in the fire brigade.
1:00.0	Today, we will be playing with clay, I think.
1:04.0	What are we doing?
1:05.0	We'll be making bits and bob, some little trinkets from these slabs of clay.
1:10.0	Oh my god. Do not slap it down too hard, the plywood will break. All right. We're going to try to make some pottery. I can't see it anyway. So this is another thing neither me or Chad have done. We're old and we're like, man, we should really start pottery. We don't really know what we're doing. We're just gonna fucking wing it and see what happens.
1:28.3	Oh, oh!
1:30.3	Ah!
1:31.3	Give it a slap.
1:33.3	Ow!
1:34.3	It's fucking hurts.
1:35.3	Ow!
1:36.3	Ow!
1:37.3	What the fuck, that hurts heat!
1:38.3	It feels like it punches back.
1:40.3	This is razor sharp.
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