We Tried DESPERATELY to Break A World Record

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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We went all out and desperately tried to break a world record! From hilarious fails to unexpected surprises, watch us push ourselves to the limit in this chaotic, funny, and unforgettable attempt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, just leave on work now. Sorry, it's a bit loud.
0:03.4	Um, basically, so I was thinking we could get Macies tonight.
0:05.7	Had a big Mac on my mind all day, and delivery fee on the app is now from 99P.
0:09.8	So you win? Of course you are.
0:11.5	Love you. Bye!
0:13.3	Exclusively on the McDonald's app.
0:16.0	18 plus, service fee and small order fee may apply.
0:18.1	Participating restaurants. Serving times and teas and seas apply.
0:27.6	That's me after drinking Guinness for six noughts. Three, four, five.
0:36.6	Did you know the world record for the most subscribed YouTube channel is held by a T-Series,
0:41.3	garnering over 221 million subscribers? That makes him the most subscribed YouTube channel on the internet.
0:47.3	I don't think it's a guy, and I think you said gardening. I think he's Indian.
0:50.3	I think he's a g-ha-ha. That That's good intro.
0:56.6	Today, we are going to be attempting to break some world records.
0:59.9	Will we be able to do it?
1:01.0	I think so.
1:01.8	I think there's a couple of things on there that we specialize in.
1:05.2	Let's see what we got.
1:06.0	The first record attempt for you today is fastest time to arrange the alphabet from a can of alphabet spaghetti.
1:12.6	Currently held at 2 minutes, 8.6 seconds.
1:15.6	That seems easy.
1:16.6	By Jacob Chandler from the USA and he did it in June 22, so it's fresh.
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