We Spent $30,000 On Custom Etsy Products
Cold Ones
Cold Ones
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What are you doing today? You want to... |
| 0:01.2 | We're having a... make a vid. |
| 0:02.4 | We're actually opening packages that we got from Etsy today, Chad. |
| 0:06.3 | Yeah, welcome to Cold Ones, everyone. |
| 0:08.7 | I'm talking to the camera. Welcome, Cold Ones, fans! |
| 0:12.1 | My name is chef. |
| 0:12.8 | Oh, my f***-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! |
| 0:14.8 | Max! You've had to... |
| 0:15.9 | Max! |
| 0:16.6 | Oh! |
| 0:17.6 | Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Leave him alone. |
| 0:21.6 | Hi Squidward. |
| 0:22.6 | Whoa! |
| 0:23.6 | Just... |
| 0:24.6 | Whoa! |
| 0:25.6 | Oh! |
| 0:26.6 | Hello! |
| 0:30.6 | Cold Ones fans. |
| 0:36.6 | Give me a drum roll. |
| 0:38.3 | Today! We're going on Etsy. We're going to spend money and see what we can convince people on Etsy to make for us. |
| 0:44.3 | So I'm going to type custom door mat. |
| 0:46.3 | Now about instead of saying, please wipe your feet, it says please wipe your ass. |
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