We Spent $30,000 On Custom Etsy Products

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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We spent $30,000 on custom Etsy products! From handmade treasures to one-of-a-kind creations, we explored some of the craziest, most unique items Etsy has to offer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What are you doing today? You want to...
0:01.2	We're having a... make a vid.
0:02.4	We're actually opening packages that we got from Etsy today, Chad.
0:06.3	Yeah, welcome to Cold Ones, everyone.
0:08.7	I'm talking to the camera. Welcome, Cold Ones, fans!
0:12.1	My name is chef.
0:12.8	Oh, my f***-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:14.8	Max! You've had to...
0:15.9	Max!
0:16.6	Oh!
0:17.6	Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Leave him alone.
0:21.6	Hi Squidward.
0:22.6	Whoa!
0:23.6	Just...
0:24.6	Whoa!
0:25.6	Oh!
0:26.6	Hello!
0:30.6	Cold Ones fans.
0:36.6	Give me a drum roll.
0:38.3	Today! We're going on Etsy. We're going to spend money and see what we can convince people on Etsy to make for us.
0:44.3	So I'm going to type custom door mat.
0:46.3	Now about instead of saying, please wipe your feet, it says please wipe your ass.
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