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Trumps OBSESSED w/ Greenland, How to Fix ICE, & Religion with the Hottest Women

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Flagrant

Comedy

4.46.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

YERRR – the boys are back and breaking down everything from Mark’s new liberal mom to Michael Jackson’s guilt, with some ICE hypotheticals, and Mormon conspiraces inbetween. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Mark's mom's a LIB + Swedish testimony 5:05 Got to hide migrants 6:44 Don Lemon Church rally + Migrant in Black face 12:42 We need to shut ICE + Kiryas Joel 16:11 B&H is amazing & it's their fault 17:52 Hasidics don't know + Silent Mile 21:01 Where should we be? Mamdani's NYC + Knicks are BAD 23:56 Shoutout to Weezy! Salt Lake City is GREAT 26:26 RHOSLC is AMAZING + K-hole treatment 30:09 Landman + Hot women drives religion 33:22 She's 17 in the show + Blue Monday or MLK Day 38:02 Sharing chapstick + Digging in there 43:00 Indiana, Curt Cignetti & Abella Danger 50:10 Sin Tax + Trump's unhinged imperialism 55:41 Honoring ancestors with Burger King 58:25 Salmon sushi is NEW 1:02:49 Legit daycares in MN + Remove monetization 1:08:35 FYP is so bad + Mother Teresa 1:11:07 Play-offs, "Vroom, vroom" + Patel Cartel 1:17:07 Shout-out Mexicans, Hybrids + What's wrong Miles? 1:18:56 Watch this play + Championship games 1:23:51 Michael Jackson - did he do it or not? 1:26:13 Old people with screens + Bodycam footage 1:27:43 Internet is cooked + TV comeback 2:32:58 Ben Affleck = SMART + Matt Damon on phone viewing 1:42:55 Vertical tv shows will take over This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

My mom's complaining that she lost all of her friends on Facebook because she's liberal. Because she's like a liberal now. Wait, what do you mean? Whoa. Whoa. What? This is huge. Yeah. Because my mom's now lib. Okay. She's a horseshoed. Start. She's like, all of my, all my mega friends don't mess with me mess with Minow, because I'm, I'm lived out.

0:21.6

And I'm like, why are you lived out?

0:36.9

She's like, well, I just, you know, I'm, like, talking against, like, ICE and, like, foreign intervention and, like, foreign wars. And she's like, let's go. Yes. She's like, this is wrong. And all of her mega friends are disowning her. Wow. She's like, but the liberals don't like me either because I think that like Satan is in charge of the world.

0:40.2

So she's just kind of, she's kind of stuck.

0:55.1

When did she get anti-ice? Because I assumed she would love them. No, she told me the other day, she was like, I would hide migrants in my house. Wow. Yo, wouldn't you? Miss DAGs, let's go. But she's always been on that way. Wouldn't you also, though?

0:55.8

Oh, yeah.

1:00.2

That's crazy.

1:02.6

Puerto Rico's part of America.

1:05.1

I don't know what to do for y'all.

1:11.3

No, wouldn't you like if you knew them, like, if it's someone you know, someone you care about i had the caveat yeah the stranger yeah yeah that's but she means she means she would take him

1:20.1

yeah i think she does i think she means strangers like assuming like they're good like they're not like

1:24.4

she's seven kids she's having fucking people. She doesn't even know in the house.

1:29.4

But when it comes to an actual person that you care about.

1:31.1

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

1:31.9

And like, you heard ICE was coming. And they were like, you know, I got to stay inside. You're going to whistle? No, you would fucking. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. And if somebody was like, is anybody here, you say no?

1:40.2

Yes.

1:40.8

Yeah, yeah.

1:41.2

Then you ask for a discount on that landscape.

1:42.9

You would lie?

1:44.1

Probably.

1:45.5

He got a young guy's last line. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Then you ask for a discount on that landscape. You would lie?

1:44.6

Probably.

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