Schulz has a NEW BABY + Why your Girlfriend Loves Gay Hockey Shows
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Flagrant
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🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 95 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's up everybody? |
| 0:54.2 | And welcome to flagrants. Okay? Happy New Year. Sorry for the week of delay. Some of you guys probably know the news. We had a delay. We're on delay. Did I fuck go on, Al. Come on, I hate you. I got to jump on it. He's having fun, dude. He's riffing, dude. All right having an owl. He's having an owl. All right, Al. You do the intro, and we're just going to wait patiently for you to speak perfectly for the next 30 seconds straight. You got it. Yeah, you got it. No, now the pressure's on. Wake up! Got you. No, got it. That's real. That's retard maxing. That's Retar Maxing. Come on. Always has been. Come on. All right. All right. Everybody. Welcome to Flagricks. Boy, Shultz. I'm here with Arcos Singh. Alex Media. Marky Gags And listen New Year |
| 0:54.8 | New Year |
| 0:55.8 | I got a new little baby |
| 0:57.4 | Yeah |
| 0:57.8 | Thank you guys very much |
| 0:59.8 | And that's why we were delayed a week |
| 1:01.5 | But now we're back to work |
| 1:03.0 | My wife is just slaving away at that house |
| 1:04.9 | With two kids |
| 1:05.7 | And it is what it is |
| 1:08.1 | Hell you know |
| 1:08.6 | That is that is life now |
| 1:10.3 | How has this affected you? |
| 1:11.6 | I've been playing paddle every single day. |
| 1:28.1 | It is amazing. How unaffected. And it's starting to eat away at my wife, but she's busy with the kids. She can't really complain. But you don't want too many cooks in the house. You know what I mean? Like there's already another person in there, right? there's a new baby you don't want to be in there Exactly. I mean, we have a team of Trinidadian specialists that are helping take care of a kid. My daughter, 100% I was telling you guys this in the group today, but a hundred percent has a trini accent. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. It's not even would be. It is, she doesn't speak like a white person. She is awesome. She is 100% true. Keep trying paddle. |
| 1:46.9 | I need to see this. It is. It is, father. You love me father. You love me father. Take me to a cocoon, father. Read me the book about the cougar. Every morning, I want to read the book about the cougar. But what is funny about this is my wife is a stay-at-home mom. So what language is she speaking to my daughter? All your wife talks to is Trinidadian. She's probably getting that accent too. And my wife's dad was raised in Trinidad. Boom. There you go. So we got to keep it real. It's in there. Now it's just coming out. |
| 2:18.0 | I'm basically raising Trinidadian family. |
| 2:32.5 | Damn right. And they wind it up when they talk to you, but when it's just them. When it's just them, they're just getting after it. 100%. That's cool going to get it up. That's great. But you always want bilingual kids. Exactly, dude. It's going to help with, like, job opportunities. |
| 2:34.7 | Man, the first time you're getting a kid, do you think they'll be able to get? |
| 2:35.6 | Like a food job. |
| 2:34.8 | They could probably, like, job opportunities. Man, the first time you had a kid, what job do you think they'll be on a guy? Like a food job. |
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