Can I be honest, if I had to choose who I would rather have in my place, no question, Miles over Mark.

Really?

Miles is such a good house guest.

With a hundred percent.

Such a good. Miles would probably do dishes and shit. He would like feel very guilty about it and really overcompensate. Mark would take this shit for granted. He came in your tub and didn't even watch it out. You don't want to go to take a shower after like a weekend on the road and then step in another man's thumb.

You're saying you don't want to go to take a shower after like a weekend on the road and then step in another man's thumb. You're saying you don't want to walk into your shower. Open up the shower curtains. I thought that was really interesting. Jerking off into the shower and not cleaning it. And then closing the curtains to like hide the other. And then I open the curtains and I splat, step my foot right into a pile of cum.

A pile of cum that hadn't congealed yet. He kept that bathroom just warm enough. He kept it just

worn up to maintain the liquid form of cum. And I stepped and I just broke it and splattered it. Egg yolk. Yeah. Still warm. I didn't know that you were sitting outside the tub in, like location, location, location, into the tub, not in the tub. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, I had a choice to make. I think it was lying down in a tub. You had a toilet. No, no, you can't go on the toilet. That's crazy. That's crazy.

You were not laying down to the tub. There's no way you were laying down the tub. No, no, no. You were standing up in the shower, you jerked off onto the floor, and you thought it would drain in, and then you forgot to do the water. Yeah. And then I went to take a shower, and then I stepped on a sticky substance. Mark, you've peed in so many sinks.

How did you not think the sink was?

What are we talking about pee here?

We're talking about a man.

No, I'm just saying, and then I stepped on a sticky substance. Mark, you've peed in so many sinks.

How did you not think the sink was... What are we talking about pee here?

We're talking about a man's come.

No, I'm just saying he's already...

We're talking about a man's cum on the bottom of my foot that I've never recovered from. He might have peed in your sink, too. Can I be honest with you? to this day, my right heel

is far smoother than my left.

Something happened.

There was some sort of like lotion substance that hit my foot and i have a softer right heel because of that don't even say you're welcome don't even try to own i'm just saying you need to bottle that that's what i'm? It's a founding youth. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it kind of is. You guys all want to be younger?

It is the founding. It literally is the founding. Yeah. Beef towel on you.

Literally. Yeah. Never have to exfoliate again.

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