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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Trump Visits an Arizona Mask Factory Without Wearing a Mask | Jose Andres

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

President Trump tours a mask plant without wearing a mask, Roy Wood Jr. talks to Avi Schiffmann about his COVID-19 website, and Jose Andres discusses World Central Kitchen. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.7

BAM!

0:03.7

Hey, what's going on, everybody?

0:06.4

Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distance Show.

0:09.4

I'm Trevor Noah, and today is day 51 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread

0:15.5

of the coronavirus.

0:16.9

And here's your quarantine tip of the day.

0:19.0

If you're dealing with insomnia, remember, yeah, you might be awake at night, but you

0:23.8

can use those hours to reflect on everything you've done wrong in your life.

0:28.4

Anyway, on tonight's episode, why you saw that naked dude riding a bike, President

0:33.1

Trump finally escapes the White House, and why you might never eat a hamburger ever

0:37.8

again.

0:38.8

So let's get into it.

0:39.8

Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.

0:44.1

From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.

0:48.7

This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.

0:52.4

Here's an issue.

0:54.8

I know these are hard times right now.

0:56.9

And while covering yourself in bleach is a truly terrible idea, exposing yourself to

1:01.3

a hefty dose of sunshine may be exactly what you need.

1:10.6

Our first feel good story comes out of South Korea.

1:13.9

The birthplace of K-pop and the best place to raise a family in somebody else's house.

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