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Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show.

I'm Trevor Noah and today is day 50 of us staying inside to stop the spread of coronavirus.

And guys, I can't believe it.

50 days. I've stayed in this house for 50 days. I mean, I don't want to brag, but last night at 7 pm,

I went out on my balcony and everyone was clapping for me. It was really humbling.

Oh, and today is also Cinco de Mayo. And if you're trying to celebrate at home,

here's your quarantine Cinco de Mayo tip of the day.

Any bread can be tortilla if you just use a hammer.

So have fun celebrating Cinco de Mayo today, but don't forget, you may be at home,

but guacastill extra.

Alright, until next episode, we look at the war on masks, why you might not want to drive in

Georgia and why coronavirus has given seagulls a taste for blood.

So let's get into it. Welcome to the daily social distancing show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.

This is the daily social distancing show with Trevor Noah. Here's edition.

You know, the world may seem like a dark place right now,

but just like your mom opening the curtains to wake you up for church,

we're about to blast you with a little ray of sunshine.

Okay, first up, being a teenager in the age of corona is definitely tough.

You're stuck at home with your parents, you can't go to prom,

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