College in the Time of COVID-19 | Jason Isbell

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Trevor examines college life in the coronavirus era, and musician Jason Isbell discusses his album "Reunions" and the COVID-19 pandemic's impact on the music industry. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:05.3	What's going on everybody?
0:06.3	Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distance and Show.
0:09.3	I'm Trevor Noah and it is now day 52 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of coronavirus.
0:16.0	And here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:18.2	If you need to Venmo somebody money,
0:21.3	instead of sending the full amount, send one dollar at a time,
0:24.7	and that way it'll make it feel like you're making it rain.
0:27.5	I'm making rain, I'm making rain, I'm making rain on them homes.
0:33.2	Hey Grandpa, yeah the money's in now.
0:35.4	Anyway, on tonight's episode,
0:37.2	how coronavirus made college a lot less fun?
0:39.6	Why llamas might save us all from coronavirus?
0:42.6	And the Supreme Court gets caught with its pants down.
0:45.8	So let's get into it. Welcome to the Daily Social Distance and Show.
0:51.0	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
0:55.6	This is the Daily Social Distance and Show with Trevor Noah.
0:59.2	Here's edition.
1:01.6	You know, there are many great rays out there.
1:05.1	Ray Romano, Ray Donovan,
1:08.8	Ray Romano, did I say that one already?
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