Trump Trolls Trump: "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"
The Mary Trump Podcast
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🗓️ 8 March 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Musk’s rocket explodes while Trump’s egg price “solution” is raising backyard chickens. Their incompetence is on full display—let the humiliation unfold!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's time for this week's new edition of Trump Trolls Trump, the show where one |
| 0:07.6 | Trump trolls another, but I'm not going to tell you which one of those people I am. |
| 0:13.0 | They're just going to have to guess. |
| 0:15.0 | It is week six of the Trump regime, and I have a question for you. |
| 0:23.6 | Have you gotten your backyard chicken yet? |
| 0:26.3 | Why am I asking you this question? |
| 0:27.4 | It's a weird question. |
| 0:28.8 | Are you confused? |
| 0:34.5 | Well, thankfully, we have the Secretary of Agriculture, Brooke Rollins, to explain. |
| 0:35.7 | Take a look. |
| 0:39.6 | Well, the Department of Agriculture is now warning that Americans could see the price of eggs spike more than 40%. Here to break it all down for us is our new |
| 0:44.7 | Secretary of Agriculture, Brooke Rollins. Brooke, it's so great to have you on. Thank you for joining us. |
| 0:50.4 | Good morning, Rachel. Well, I have chickens in my backyard. Sean started that. And yesterday I went out, they just started laying. And yesterday I got five eggs. I guess my question, if you can make it just really quick, because I'm out of time, is part of the solution more small farms? Because when avian flu hits and you have these giant industrial farms and these chickens, which I don't think the eggs are as good anyway, is part of it just investing in smaller farms encouraging that. |
| 1:17.7 | I think the silver lining in all of this is how do we in our backyards, we've got chickens too in our backyard. |
| 1:22.8 | How do we solve for something like this? |
| 1:24.8 | And people are sort of looking around thinking, wow, well, maybe I could get a chicken in my backyard. And it's awesome. I agree with you. |
| 1:34.7 | Where do these people live? My God. Okay. Now, first of all, I don't have a lot of time for you |
| 1:42.2 | to answer the question is usually code for. I know you don't |
| 1:45.6 | want to answer the question. So I'm going to give you as little time as possible to sound like a |
| 1:49.4 | fucking idiot. And yet she's still managed. Yeah. Let's all get chickens. Cool. I'm beginning to think |
| 1:57.4 | that the motto of the Trump regime should be just suck it up. Because seriously, I live in the city. I'm beginning to think that the motto of the Trump regime should be just suck it up. |
| 2:03.6 | Because seriously, I live in the city. |
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