Doge, the illegal unconstitutional agency that was started by the also illegal and unconstitutional Elon Musk, and that stands for the Department of Greed and Evil.

Sorry, I'm looking at the wrong notes.

I think the technical, the acronym actually stands for the Department of Government Efficiency, but that's

much less accurate than the other title I mistakenly gave it. My apologies. Musk and Doge are being

taken to task for their current, well, let's see, the ways in which currently they are just complete

fuck-ups and liars and traders.

The list is long.

I'll stop there.

You get the idea.

But one of the things we're most

going to focus on, the lies and the utter incompetence. Let's start with the lies. Here's a huge one

that Donald and Musk have been pushing. The Doge staffers are working for free. These are the

pre-pubescent boys that they yanked out of junior high school to and put in charge of Americans most sensitive financial data, like at the Social Security Administration and stuff. You know, the guys who are just going into the system and changing code.

Well, I guess we can't complain too much about the fact that they have no experience whatsoever

and absolutely no business being anywhere near the federal government, but they're not getting

paid.

So I guess we can't complain too much.

Guess what? That's not true. On March 4th, 2025, an investigative report from Wired

revealed that several key Doge employees are making six-figure salaries.

Funded by, yes, the American taxpayer. Doge's Kyle Schutt, for example,

is software engineer working within the cybersecurity and infrastructure security agency.

That sounds safe for us. It's raking in $195,000, $200,200 a year, which is the maximum allowed for a federal employee.

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