These are just some of the stories I'll be talking about this morning.

Donald Trump is leading Joe Biden in all six critical swing states,

according to a New York Times poll of likely voters stupid enough to answer their cell phones

despite the spam call alerts.

Trump appearing at a rally over the weekend in New Jersey told a crowd of MAGA supporters

that President Biden surrounds himself with fascists.

See?

But everyone still insists Trump never has anything nice to say about the guy. After the former president told a crowd of supporters at his big

Wildwood New Jersey rally that he's a huge fan of Hannibal Lecter. Trump aides had a hard time explaining what was

going through Trump's mind when he said that. I'm going to say tertiary syphilis. I'm pretty

sure that's exactly what was going through Donald Trump's mind when he said that. Trump held the big rally the day before Mother's Day and thanks to Donald Trump,

putting three judges on the Supreme Court who lied during their confirmation hearings

when they promised Roe was settled law.

There are a lot more moms in America today thanks to Donald Trump,

especially 16-year-old girls carrying their stepfather's rape baby, all thanks to Donald Trump.

Happy Mother's Day on behalf of Donald Trump. Well, it was Mother's Day, so of course,

the family values candidate gave a big shout out to his devoted wife, former nude model,

and friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Melania. I also want to say, happy Mother's Day to all the moms in America, and especially to my

wife, Melania.

I'll be home in a little while.

Sure you will.

I'll be home in a little while.

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