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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! Introduction Christmas Shopping is Hard Trump Digital Collectable Trading Cards Trump Should Have Gotten Don West To Sell His NFT’s Hysterical Woman At A Traffic Stop Listener Submitted Mental Breakdown Nieghbors Fighting With Colorful Language Happy 18th Boirthday DV! Support The Show! Racist Noises At A Graduation Ceremony Fitness Gym Gets Blasted From Being Insensitive To The Ugly Drop Kicking Your Baby In A […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, we are a week away from Christmas.
0:05.5	If you order goodies from the distorted view store now, they may or may not arrive before
0:10.2	Christmas.
0:11.2	Just want to give you a little heads up on that.
0:13.3	I do have a DV 12 days of savings deal for you.
0:17.6	How does half off, Hitchah?
0:19.6	Hitchah, right in the nuts, doesn't it?
0:22.7	Yes, get half off the 11 ounce classic DV logo stamp, black mug, normally $14.
0:29.8	You can buy one for seven bucks today and all week and long, just use promo code Coffee
0:35.4	Shits, C-O-F-F-E-E, shits, SHI-T-S, all one word, Coffee Shits.
0:43.4	Use Coffee Shits as your promo code and get half off the black DV logo stamp mug.
0:49.4	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, December 16, 2022 coming up on the program today, the sounds
0:54.9	of a psychotic woman having an episode or maybe just getting fucked by a deity.
0:59.6	You decide, plus awkward insults from an old man, drop kicking a baby in a Walmart, and
1:05.4	graduation commencement gets a little racist.
1:30.6	So, here it is, Christmas, and I hope things are well with you.
1:38.6	Oh, I've been to a few parties in a couple of school plays.
1:43.6	You know, it sort of gave me something to do.
1:47.6	So, here it is, Christmas.
1:50.6	I know you're lying with a fire.
1:54.6	I've been listening to Christmas music and watching the flames go higher.
1:59.6	And me?
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