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Strangling Your Manhood With Lady Biceps – SIDESHOW

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 15 December 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Age Of Subscription Add-On’s To Your Subscriptions 2:33.614 Late Night Hate Mail From Meade 8:36.923 White Savior Lady Saves The Holidays For ALL! 14:21.613 An Adult Baby Nursing On A Bus 21:40.584 Another Cart Narcs Freak Out 24:59.422 Strangling Your Manhood With Lady Biceps 26:53.898 Thank You, Sideshow Freaks! […]

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0:00.0

The following is a distorted view sideshow exclusive.

0:04.3

What up faggot?

0:05.9

Freaks, it's Thursday, December 15, 2022.

0:11.8

Coming up on the program today, angry 1 a.m. email blasts from Meves-Skelton,

0:16.8

plus milking your dick with big strong lady biceps, social justice Christmas

0:22.4

Crusaders,

0:23.5

and an adult baby sucking mama's tit on public transit.

0:27.0

All coming up today. You'll probably get sweaters, underwear and socks.

0:49.0

But what you'd really like for Christmas is a nice heart cop.

0:55.0

You deserve a cute boy who's horny and queer

1:01.0

to make the most out of Christmas cheer.

1:08.0

I want to be a Christmas present.

1:11.0

I want to be a Christmas queer I want to be a Christmas present have a home

1:18.6

old Christmas this year.

1:30.0

Your family won't give you encouragement, but let me give you sexual nourishment

1:38.0

licking nipples

1:41.0

licking nipples, licking nuts, putting candy canes up each other's but I want to be a Christmas present

1:52.0

I want to be a Christmas queer

1:55.0

to be a Christmas present

1:58.0

have a home of Christmas

2:01.0

I want to be a Christmas present.

2:04.0

I want to be a Christmas queer.

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