Trump LOVES Playing Battleship

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🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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What happens when a president brands an entire fleet of massive, nuclear-armed battleships after himself and declares them the biggest, fastest, and 100 times more powerful ever built? Opie and Ron dive into the wild announcement of Trump’s “Golden Fleet” and “Trump-class” warships. From vanishing NYC snows and rock star family secrets to skyrocketing coffee prices and rock-god spirituality, this episode delivers the chaotic holiday vibes you crave—hit play now for unfiltered laughs and the twist that’ll have you rethinking naval dominance!

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0:00.0	How are you, Ron, Ron? You good?
0:02.0	Things are good, man. Once again, we're getting a lot of precipitation.
0:06.3	If it was 10 years ago, 20 years ago, this would be snow, but it's fucking rain and slush.
0:13.5	I feel bad for my kids. They want a white Christmas so bad. I think, you know, my son is now 15 and my daughter's 30.
0:22.6	No, it's just really fast though.
0:24.1	Yeah.
0:24.4	I don't think they might have one white Christmas.
0:27.3	They all, you know, they got phones like every other kid today.
0:29.9	And they just study the weather and like, dad, but it might be 30.
0:34.3	And they're just trying to do the numbers to try to squeeze out of white Christmas and I'm
0:39.8	like it ain't happening man when I first moved here in New York City I'm not 93rd between
0:47.8	West End and Riverside Park a week later massive fucking snowstorm. This is January.
0:55.9	We're like the city shut down.
1:00.1	The kind where like the garbage doesn't get picked up for three weeks.
1:02.1	At that point, I was a big runner.
1:03.9	I can't run anymore because I have a new hip.
1:05.3	But I run two marathons.
1:07.9	So I was like, hey, I want to go for a run in Central Park.
1:08.6	Yeah.
1:14.8	Dude, I saw people skiing on the streets of New York City.
1:17.6	Like, that shit used to happen.
1:20.7	Like, and it's not like, like, it was allowed.
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