Driving to Harlem with Toothless Woman

Opie Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy, Music

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Ever tried donating holiday goodies only to end up chauffeuring a toothless stranger through NYC? Opie recounts his hilarious, heartfelt misadventure from a snooty church rejection to a blessed drop-off in Harlem, with Ron the Waiter chiming in on lottery woes, creepy Christmas classics, and Ronica Day antics. Tune in for laughs that remind you why giving back is worth the chaos—perfect for holiday spirits needing a boost!

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1:31.2	There we go.
1:32.0	Good morning, everybody.
1:35.9	Welcome to the Opie Radio podcast.
1:37.7	Hope everyone's doing all right.
1:42.1	What, we're about two days, two days away from Christmas, two days. That's it.
1:43.2	We're almost there, bitches bitches hang in there all right
1:46.2	we got lots going on man Christmas Eve powerball 1.7 billion dollars I think I think they did the
1:55.8	power ball drawing what yesterday I think it was five people five people got all the numbers five people got
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