Trump Desperately Tries to Wish the Coronavirus Away | DJ D-Nice
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2020
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:05.2 | Hey everybody, Trevor Noah here. |
| 0:07.1 | Back with another episode of the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:10.2 | Now, before we get into the show, |
| 0:12.0 | I've been getting a lot of questions from you online |
| 0:15.0 | asking about things behind me. |
| 0:16.7 | The other day people asked me why the plant was dying, sorry, I replaced it. |
| 0:19.7 | And now I've noticed a lot of people asking what the round things are behind me. |
| 0:25.0 | And first of all, no, it's not a sex thing, so stop saying that, okay? |
| 0:28.7 | These are actually African heritage domes, |
| 0:31.3 | which are mother hands down to her son to remind him of the bond they'll always share. |
| 0:36.2 | We call them impunduzako, that's what it is. |
| 0:39.1 | Anyway, we're now on day 12 of staying at home to try and stop the coronavirus |
| 0:43.4 | and destroy my social life. |
| 0:45.0 | And here's your tip of the day. |
| 0:46.7 | If you're baking cupcakes and you run out of icing, |
| 0:49.8 | you can just use toothpaste. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah, it looks exactly the same. |
| 0:53.9 | And now your cupcakes are healthy. |
| 0:56.3 | Anyway, tonight we're going to catch up on the latest news, |
| 0:58.6 | like businesses booming from coronavirus, |
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