Trump Appalls Experts with a Call to Reopen America by Easter | Dr. Vivek Murthy

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2020

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Trevor covers coronavirus news, Ronny Chieng gives a dispatch from Australia, and "Together" author Dr. Vivek Murthy discusses challenges facing medical professionals. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:05.1	Hey everybody, Trevor Noah here with another episode of The Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:10.0	It is now day 13 of being stuck in the house to try and stop the coronavirus.
0:16.0	And yes, I'm going a little bit crazy, but I'm also learning things.
0:19.3	For instance, here's a tip to help you in quarantine.
0:22.8	If you're alone and you're feeling lonely,
0:26.2	all you need to do is take some pillows
0:29.4	and you fill them up with potatoes,
0:31.6	wrap them up in a blanket, stack them on your couch,
0:34.6	and now you have a friend.
0:36.6	Jerry, always fighting over the remote.
0:40.0	Anyway, tonight we're going to catch up on all the latest coronavirus news.
0:44.2	Like, Congress is giving everyone money.
0:47.6	The royal family is getting personal with coronavirus.
0:51.5	And Donald Trump teaches us about manners.
0:55.8	So, let's get into it.
0:57.2	Welcome to The Daily Social Distancing Show.
1:01.7	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
1:06.2	This is The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.
1:09.8	Here's a dish.
1:12.3	Let's kick it off as we always do with some good news of the day.
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