Good and Bad News from the Coronavirus World Tour

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Trevor covers global coronavirus news, Desi Lydic describes life as a round-the-clock parent, and Roy Wood Jr. and Michael Kosta weigh in on Trump's Best Word Bracket. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.4	Hey everybody, Trevor Noah here.
0:07.6	The Daily Show is officially back on TV.
0:10.6	Yay!
0:11.7	Okay, we're not like on TV on TV.
0:14.0	Because for now, we're not the Daily Show
0:16.7	with the Daily Social Distancing Show
0:19.1	broadcasting from my apartment.
0:22.3	Because we're being responsible and we're staying at home.
0:24.4	You know, to help contain the spirit of coronavirus,
0:27.3	I've been in my house for 11 days now.
0:29.8	Here's a fun tip that I learned today.
0:31.7	Rice tastes better if you soak it in some hot water first.
0:37.4	Yeah, it's not as crunchy, but it works.
0:40.8	These are cool things you learn when you stay at home.
0:42.5	Also, because I've now accepted that this is my new reality,
0:45.5	I'm going to try slowly turn my little library area
0:49.4	into my TV studio.
0:51.8	You know that there's a more presentable TV studio space.
0:54.3	And so I'm responding to some of your concerns
0:57.2	that I've seen online.
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