Trump Declares Himself 'The Chosen One'

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🗓️ 27 August 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	The insult that followed it, but yes, I'm working on my forearms, I have baby forearms. Anyway, there's lots going on, Gabriel. Lots. Shall we talk about the
0:16.7	goddamn news? Did he hear that Trump thinks he's God? Yes, yes, and I want to get to talking about this because it's fucking infuriating.
0:25.5	Holy shit! Yeah. Can you just imagine if Obama had said something like that man?
0:33.0	Yeah, I feel really bad for the Jewish community.
0:36.0	I know some people down there on earth who are Jewish.
0:39.0	Like where do you begin with this...
0:41.0	Where to even begin?
0:43.0	Yesterday, okay, yesterday, the president alleged,
0:49.0	blah, how do you even refer to this motherfucker without your head exploding?
0:54.0	I like to put president in Airquets because like you I would be doing airports right now but again my
1:00.3	my arms are dead bro.
1:02.3	Sups tired. Soops tired.
1:03.0	So anyway, you know, yesterday alone, this motherfucker called himself, well he didn't call himself, he retweeted some ass hat who described Trump as being the king of Israel and the second coming of God.
1:22.0	And I personally feel like since he doesn't have that disclaimer on
1:27.4	his Twitter bio saying retweets or not endorsements, that this was an endorsement.
1:33.0	Like, yeah, he's basically him saying that he's the second coming of Christ,
1:38.6	right? Because Christ is God and it doesn't have quite to sing second coming of God as if he said the second coming of Christ
1:47.6	But let's be real here. This is what he said
1:50.5	Okay, okay and then like a few hours later he was talking to a reporter on that
1:56.6	White House lawn and he would he looked to the sky and said I am the chosen one
2:01.4	and when he said that I was on the toilet at the time and I
2:06.4	I crap myself.
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