God Interviews 'Two Basic Witches'

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🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello humans, I'm God. I'm God. With me today in the studio is the archangel Gabriel. Say hello, Gabriel Hello God. My guests today are the host of the
0:16.2	basic witches podcast, Leah Canauer and Rachel La Forest. Hello Leah, hello
0:22.4	Rachel. Welcome to the God Show.
0:25.0	Hey God.
0:26.8	Thanks for having us heard so many good things about you.
0:30.4	You have.
0:32.2	That's a bit surprising my mom talked about you all the time growing up
0:37.8	Oh Okay, yes yes yeah yeah
0:40.7	So you have heard some good things about me. Yes, people either seem to love me or hate me.
0:46.5	I'm kind of neutral.
0:48.5	Neutral, okay, we'll get to that.
0:50.8	So, uh, this is the first time we've talked.
0:55.2	I mean, I've been watching you your whole life.
0:57.0	Yeah, sorry.
0:58.5	You probably saw some weird shit.
1:01.0	It's okay.
1:02.2	I'm more forgiving than you might think but
1:04.5	Leah and Rachel where did you grow up?
1:07.2	Um, well I, Leah, grew up in a suburb of Philadelphia,
1:12.3	so East Coast, whoo-o-o-o-o-o-o!
1:14.7	And as you know, God, I grew up on Lake Erie in a small town in Ohio.
1:20.1	And what was that like?
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