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Huddayayam!

Huddhoy!

Hi humans!

Welcome to the God Show.

I'm the Lord Thy God.

And today we're going to talk about what is heaven like? Because I asked

Twitter what do you want me to talk about and I see here one of the comments from

at Cub Trader says I want to know what the accommodations are really like in heaven are the clouds that we get memory foam

I don't want a stupid water vapor cloud.

Show us what's going on up there.

Is there beer?

Of course there's beer.

I mean come on.

There's beer, there's weed, there's beer I mean come on there's beer there's weed there's wine you know I try to

keep the hard drugs out of heaven because stay off the hard drugs humans stay alive

You know well in heaven you would say like why can't I do the hard drugs now I mean I'm not alive. I'm not there's not a there's not a chance of me overdose because I'm trying to set a good example

damn it I'm tired of all the good people overdosing there's no hard drugs in

heaven just the the tame stuff so yes there's beer as far as your memory foam pillow goes yes you got a memory foam pillow it's not made out of a cloud that's that's fucking stupid do you think the moon is made out of cheese

You're not getting a water vapor pillow either. That's...

No, come on, I mean, come on. This is not what Heaven's like. Heaven is... The best way to describe heaven, I think, it's a lot like Disney World. It's almost as good as Disney World, okay? We haven't quite figured out all the things that they have yet, but it's very like that.

You basically, you get a hotel room, you know, you can get it cleaned, you wake up up there's like a nice buffet there with you

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