Trump Brags About Secret “Discombobulator” Weapon Amid Global Epstein Fallout | Jon Shenk and Marcus Capone
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🗓️ 6 February 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Ninja Lux Cafe, the three-and-one machine that makes espresso, drip coffee, and cold brew. |
| 0:07.3 | No barista skills required. |
| 0:09.8 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
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| 0:22.6 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Michael Costa. |
| 0:27.6 | Oh yeah, baby. |
| 0:39.9 | We got a good one tonight. |
| 0:41.4 | Welcome to the Dairy Show. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm Michael Kostin. |
| 0:43.9 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:45.7 | Jeffrey Epstein's a royal pain. |
| 0:47.2 | There's a big beef at the Super Bowl this weekend. |
| 0:49.6 | And the U.S. military has a new top secret weapon |
| 0:52.9 | that Donald Trump can't wait to tell us all about. Hey, let's get into the headlines.S. military has a new top-secret weapon that Donald Trump can't wait to tell us all about. |
| 0:55.0 | Hey, let's get into the headlines. |
| 1:01.4 | It's been a month since U.S. forces captured Nicholas Maduro right out of his Venezuelan |
| 1:06.4 | compound and sent him to Brooklyn to serve out his life as a barista in Bushwick. |
| 1:18.6 | And if you're wondering how a military run by these two geniuses were able to pull off that operation, |
| 1:20.7 | turns out they had a little help. |
| 1:30.5 | President Trump just told the New York Post that a secret new U.S. weapon was used in that operation that captured Maduro to shut down Venezuelan equipment. |
| 1:31.8 | He said, the discombobulator. |
| 1:36.2 | The discombobulator? |
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