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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Trump Attacks CNN's Kaitlan Collins Over Epstein Q & Renovates D.C. in His Image | Ms. Pat

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Michael Kosta dives into Trump’s recent moves to steer the country back on track, which include the release of lame new “America Is Back” hats, telling CNN’s Kaitlan Collins to get over the Epstein files and smile more, and continuing his D.C. makeover by building a massive arch across from the Lincoln Memorial. Plus, Grace Kuhlenschmidt shares further updates on the president’s construction rampage. The state that brought you President Ronald Reagan and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger offers a thrilling new contender for the White House: Governor Gavin Newsom. From enduring humble nepo baby beginnings in San Francisco, to opening a winery backed by an oil tycoon, to casting himself as an all-caps-posting foil to President Trump, Newsom is ready to make his national debut as a 2028 presidential candidate. This is the Daily Showography of Gavin Newsom. Ms. Pat, comedian, actor, and co-creator of the hit BET+ series, "The Ms. Pat Show," sits down with Michael Kosta to discuss the show's fifth season. They talk about fighting through network pulls for the chance to speak out about immigration, portraying a unique-yet-universal mother to viewers, preparing for a doomsday scenario in the current administration, and learning to believe in herself after being shot, abused, and incarcerated. Go to https://quince.com/dailyshow for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Ninja Lux Cafe, the three-and-one machine that makes espresso, drip coffee, and cold brew.

0:07.3

No barista skills required.

0:09.7

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:15.8

From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Center, It's America's only sorts for new.

0:23.0

This is The Daily Show with your host, Michael Costa.

0:27.3

Yeah, we got a good one tonight, boy.

0:42.6

Welcome on the Daily Show.

0:43.6

I'm Michael Costa.

0:44.5

We've got so much to talk about tonight.

0:46.2

Gavin Newsom is ready for his close-up.

0:48.5

Kennedy Center about to get that BBL,

0:50.7

and you won't believe this, Trump acted like a dick.

0:56.4

So, let's get into the headlines.

1:05.9

It's no secret that things have not been great in the old US of A lately.

1:08.7

Government shock troops are rampaging through the streets.

1:12.8

Billionaires are stripping our last remaining news outlets for parts, and I just bought a pint of raspberries that cost

1:14.5

$43. But

1:16.2

don't worry. President Trump

1:18.6

has an announcement that's going to turn

1:20.6

everything around. America is

1:22.7

back. There's a new hat.

1:24.4

We just came out. America is bad.

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