This Week's News | Jon on Trump Dodging Epstein Fallout & Kosta on MAGA-fied Halftime & D.C. Makeover
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Ninja Lux Cafe, the three-in-one machine that makes espresso, drip coffee, and cold brew. |
| 0:07.3 | No barista skills required. |
| 0:09.8 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:16.8 | Yep, it's Groundhog Day. |
| 0:22.7 | We call it that. |
| 0:24.3 | Oh, thank you. |
| 0:27.8 | We call it Groundhog Day because this is the day when Donald Trump sees Epstein's shadow. |
| 0:34.7 | And we get six more weeks of not knowing who any of the co-conspirators are in this multinational sex trafficking case |
| 0:39.7 | and also because Punks-a-Tonnie Phil is all over the files. |
| 0:59.0 | Is that to scale by any chance? That may be the biggest |
| 1:02.2 | groundhog. |
| 1:04.3 | They literally look like, they actually look like they could be friends. |
| 1:08.0 | Bill Clinton and Puxit Taney fell. |
| 1:10.7 | The point I'm trying to make is the Epstein Files thing. |
| 1:13.6 | We've been through this before. |
| 1:15.6 | Donald Trump revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. |
| 1:19.6 | The MAGA fault line seems to be widening from a fracture. |
| 1:23.6 | Breaking news. |
| 1:24.6 | A big break, Republicans breaking with Trump on Epstein. |
| 1:29.6 | The dam could potentially be breaking here with MAGA. |
| 1:32.2 | The beginning of the end of the Trump presidency. |
| 1:35.2 | After a million more documents in the Epstein files were discovered last week, |
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