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Trevor Noah here.

With another episode of the Davey Social Distancing Show.

Before we get into the show, I'm still getting a lot of questions from you guys online about

the round things behind me.

And again, it's not a sex thing, so please stop saying that.

Okay, I'll tell you what they are for real.

There are actually some Owen exercise weights, the same kind that the rock uses.

And that's why both of us are so jacked.

Sorry, Dwayne, I know I said I'd never tell anyone, but the people wouldn't stop bothering

me.

Anyway, it's now day 14 of being stuck in the house to try and stop the coronavirus.

And guys, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm sort of getting used to this.

You know, there are a few things that still stress me out.

For instance, I realized that for two weeks, I haven't been able to hang out with Beyoncé.

Now granted, I wasn't hanging out with Beyoncé before either, but thanks to coronavirus,

now it'll never happen.

Anyway, tonight, we're gonna catch up on the latest coronavirus news.

Like the fact that states are telling tourists to stay away, how Brazilian gangs are stopping

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