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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2025
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Originally Aired August 6, 2025: 🥐🔒. Green dildo epidemic. Everything you wanna know about feeding your pets to zoo animals.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes |
| 0:04.5 | next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love |
| 0:10.7 | my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek |
| 0:15.4 | at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both. |
| 0:23.5 | It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends. |
| 0:27.6 | Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book. |
| 0:31.6 | The 93X. |
| 0:33.1 | The 93F as morning show. |
| 0:35.3 | 90. |
| 0:36.2 | 93. |
| 0:36.7 | Air. half-assed morning show. 93. |
| 0:37.9 | Er. |
| 0:48.3 | For the love of... It's the Wednesday edition of the 93-Haw. |
| 0:54.1 | Right in the middle, Josh. The middle. edition of the 93-Ax half-ass morning show. |
| 0:55.1 | Right in the right in the middle, Josh, |
| 0:58.1 | the middle part of the week. |
| 1:00.7 | Stuck in the middle with you, I think, |
| 1:02.7 | is how a band called Steelers Wheel put it back in the 70s. |
| 1:07.1 | And then 20 years later, |
| 1:08.8 | that song ended up in one of the most overrated movies of all time, |
| 1:12.8 | a movie called Reservoir Dogs, but I'm sorry I blew up. |
| 1:15.4 | Welcome to the 93X-Hafast morning show. |
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