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Yeah.

Oh, man.

I mean, we are one happy group here.

Happy is all hell that you've decided to join us for the Thursday edition of the 93X

Half-Ass Morning Show.

It's also the special Jalen Hertz birthday edition of the Half-Ass Morning Show.

We can get into more detail on that later.

Although, according to my official,

Jalen Hertz's birthday countdown clock that Dana donated to the show, Josh, he doesn't officially

turn another year older for another 11 hours. Yeah, Dana, did you get it down to the exact time?

You know, I didn't calibrated that closely. I just kind of got it to the day.

I'm not sure what exact time his birth certificate says he was bored. The countdown clock knows.

It does? Yeah. Okay. And it's now officially 10 hours, 59 minutes and 18 seconds. Do we call it

close enough, Josh? That's close enough. It's funny. We have been getting text going, that countdown clock is a little

off. I think people expected it at midnight. I thought the same thing, but I just assumed,

well, Dana must have looked up the minutes and seconds he was born.

I'm going to trust the clock. I love the Philadelphia Eagles and I love Jalen Hertz.

Speaking of birth, no smashly hasn't popped

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