Rock the River
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Originally Aired August 5, 2025: Trouser-less tweaking. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about the 2025 fall Booze Cruise.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes |
| 0:04.5 | next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love |
| 0:10.7 | my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek |
| 0:15.4 | at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both. |
| 0:23.6 | It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends. |
| 0:27.6 | Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book. |
| 0:31.6 | The 93x half-ass morning show. |
| 0:35.3 | 93. |
| 0:37.5 | I can't believe it's already time. |
| 0:41.1 | Welcome to the 93X Half-Hast Morning Show. |
| 0:44.4 | Look at you. |
| 0:45.4 | Just all happier than hell. |
| 0:47.6 | You're a great crowd. |
| 0:49.5 | We appreciate you very much. |
| 0:52.0 | And I'll be damned right here from the get-go. |
| 0:54.2 | We've got something special to let you in on. |
| 0:56.8 | What do you think, Cubby? |
| 0:57.7 | Should I dump the cat out of the bag or whatever the old saying? |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, let's get on. |
| 1:02.1 | Brotherhood, sisterhood, everyone in between. |
| 1:04.9 | Consider this year invitation to join us for our next big, fat-ass boat ride. |
| 1:14.5 | We're rocking the river. Once again, Friday, |
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