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True Crime Rundown: Kelsey Fitzsimmons

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I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.712.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

This week on Rundown, Ellyn and Joey cover the verdict in the Kelsey Fitzsimmons trial. Previously covered on Rundown pre-trial, a fellow police officer accused Fitzsimmons of trying to kill him while he was serving her with a restraining order, which she contested. She was just found not guilty of assault.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's the true crime rundown.

0:01.9

It must be Monday.

0:03.6

I'm starting to week off with the news.

0:06.0

I might not be able to speak much English, but I got a really big butt.

0:11.3

Here we are.

0:12.1

And that's our new jingle for True Crime Rundown.

0:14.9

Welcome.

0:24.3

We took a lot of time. We got a lot of time.

0:27.8

We got a lot of people on our roster that write for us.

0:28.1

Yeah.

0:29.4

Andrew Lloyd Weber wrote that.

0:30.3

Hi, everybody.

1:11.8

Happy Monday and welcome to the True Crime Rundown, the show where we give you the rundown in true crime headlines for the week. We are your hosts. I'm Joey Taranto. And across from me is The Wind Beneath My Wings, Vet Midler. How are you? I'm great, honey. Why did I sound like Joe Rivers? Ellen Marie Marsha crossed for me. Howdy on Jupiter, holler? I know you're doing fine. Every day you work the court fields fields, every night a jugger wine. Okay, I don't even know if those are the words. That's fine. Hi, everyone. This is a serious show about the news. If you're new here, hi, welcome. If you're wondering what we do, I'd love to tell you, we are, I think not, the podcast where we cover true crime television episode by episode and on Mondays, we drop minisodes and you're here and you picked a good one because we got a really good update

1:18.2

for you. This is a really great case. For those of you who don't know, we covered it pre-trial

1:23.7

on our December 1st episode on Kelsey Fitzsimmons. But before we jump in, I have a really

1:29.9

quick question in the news, in the headlines, not true crime. What's your take on the whole

1:35.4

chapel ron thing? Okay. There is a lot going on about Chapel Rhone. You know, Chapel Rhone has been

1:41.4

very outspoken about a lot of issues, including trans rights. There is a world where I think that some of this could be a smear campaign because they want to take her down. Trans people? No, no, no. I think she has been very outspoken about a lot. And there are people that I believe would love to see her shut the fuck up. What is your take? I think Chapel Roan's a dick.

2:01.4

And I think she has been a dick. You know, she's like an Epo baby. She comes from millions.

2:08.3

Are we positive about that? Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. She had definitely struggled. I don't

2:13.1

think her parents bought her career. There have been enough instances and this whole thing and the thing with the fan and the

2:20.5

lying. You know that they got her walking in other places with that same security guard.

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