Episode 21 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 12.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	Listen, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse that I have a 7-Eleven within a three-minute walk from my house because I've been getting those double-sized big gulps, but it's just seltzer water. I was going to say soda, you don't drink soda. No, it's just seltzer water, and it tastes so good, but I'm like, why am I having like four a day? Can't you just like add bubbles to your own
0:22.2	water? Add bubbles to this. Yes, that's my middle finger. That's exactly what y'all thinking.
0:28.4	You can't see this at home, but yes, it is.
0:35.9	Get a soda stream.
0:38.3	I really should, actually.
0:39.7	Didn't you used to have one in your apartment in New York?
0:42.4	No.
0:43.8	Nope.
0:44.8	No.
0:45.4	No.
0:46.4	If you're going into 7-Eleven and you're not getting a fountain soda,
0:52.5	I mean, I'd really love a fountain diet Dr. Pepper.
0:55.0	Let's be for real, but the diet is hard to come by.
0:57.9	Seltzer water?
0:59.3	It just tastes fucking good.
1:00.7	You can't judge me.
1:01.9	I can and I am and I shall.
1:05.1	Welcome everybody to whatever this is.
1:09.8	We are, I think not your favorite true favorite. Well, maybe it's your favorite. Maybe it's not your favorite. But you know what? Let us go with it. Let us be your favorite. Let us pretend we're your favorite. Hey. Hey. What? You're all daddy's favorite girls. No, absolutely not. Not at the top of the episode. Rick, beep it. Beep it, Rick.
1:29.9	Rick. Rick's one of Daddy's good girls, too.
1:33.1	You offend people when you do that.
1:36.5	I don't think I do. Go on with your speech.
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