Episode 22 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 12.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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A man tells his side of the story after he becomes the main suspect in his mother's death. A woman disappears after the government claims her gas-saving car is a fraud. A restaurant feud ends in a contract killing. This Week’s Sponsors: Blissy - Go to blissy.com/ITHINKNOTPOD and use code ITHINKNOTPOD to get 60 nights risk-free and an additional 30% off! IQ Bar - Get twenty percent off all IQBAR products, plus get free shipping. To get your twenty percent off, just text think to 64000. Message and data rates may apply. See terms for details. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	he'll find your weakness.
0:02.4	He will fucking shame you.
0:03.7	Hi, D.Bs.
0:04.5	I wish that y'all could hear some of the conversations we had before we push record on this
0:08.8	because, my God, it runs the gamut all the way from narcissistic abuse to sex work.
0:13.4	It's just all over the place.
0:20.8	Welcome, everybody.
0:22.9	And you know what?
0:24.5	He's not wrong.
0:26.0	We were supposed to record at 6.
0:27.5	It's 6.48.
0:28.8	You all do the math.
0:30.0	What are we wizards?
0:31.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:31.6	Welcome to I think not, the podcast where we don't actually know what we're doing here.
0:36.6	But it's something to do with true crime and we love it.
0:40.2	My name is Ellen Marsh and across from me is someone who does not engage in sex work and do not ask him, Joey Taranto.
0:48.0	Okay, that out of context is crazy.
0:50.3	I just will say that in L.A., something I've noticed on the Grindr app here, for those of you who don't know who what Grindr is, it is a gay hookup app. It is a GPS for anal sex. Carry on. It truly is. But like, people will often message and be like, how much? Like, some people will just say how much, but a guy just messaged me and said how much to, quote, throat you. And I sent him a
1:12.6	voice note saying, hi, I'm not a fucking sex worker. Now, no shame to sex workers, but I just don't like
1:18.6	that people think that I'm an Amazon prime, like that you could put a price tag on me. You know what I mean?
1:24.2	Yeah, because listen, that bitch is not going to have overnight delivery.
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