True Blood: Sparks Fly Out (S1E5)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Sookie decides that Bill is ABSOLUTELY NOT 'QUITE the DOM!' Overwhelmed by his 'you're-o-peein' display last week, she opts for a little distance and perhaps a date with her golden retriever boss! Meanwhile Jason and Lafayette take V and have VERY different experiences! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina wishes that more people were like Gran, Mikie thinks Bill looks sexy with his hair pushed back & Ash is devastated by a Bon Temp loss. And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Previously on The Rewatcher.
0:02.3	True Blood.
0:03.9	Why don't you go fuck your granny with that live dick? Yeah, it's cool. Great face. And he's seated on a throne. He's blonde. He's tall. He's Nordic. He's ancient. Should we leave you alone? He looks like he's saying, I could eat you, but I'm bored. And I won't. The way he sits on that throne, like he invented furniture, is like...
0:21.9	The way he...
0:22.9	Like he invented furniture is like I...
0:22.1	The way he invented furniture.
0:25.1	I'm dead.
0:26.1	He is furniture.
0:26.6	He is IKEA.
0:27.6	Oh, Don Piano.
0:29.6	It was like, oh, Lon Johnson.
0:33.6	His Long Johnson is too much Remed to fucking handle
0:37.8	He said oh, Piano
0:39.6	You will come again
0:41.3	She might have
0:42.1	I'm going to leave
0:43.4	And I'm going to need
0:45.3	Several moments
0:46.4	Yeah
0:47.0	Because what the fuck is that man doing
0:49.3	Looking like that
0:50.7	Being that tall
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