True Blood: Cold Ground (S1E6)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Bake your tuna casserole and bring it to the Stackhouse residence, because this week we're gathering to mourn Sookie's beloved Gran! Emotions are running almost as High as Jason, and this episode takes you through all of them in a truly beautiful episode! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we all become Tara stans, Maxine has a fall from royal grace, and Mikie struggles to make a dick joke! And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Previously on The Rewatcher, True Blood.
0:05.4	Oh, my God!
0:09.0	Oh, no, did you do the same one?
0:10.8	Yes.
0:11.7	No, I'm so focused on mine that I didn't hear you.
0:15.4	Wow.
0:16.1	I am going to murder you both.
0:18.3	And if anybody sees me in the streets tonight, you know why.
0:39.0	You know why. I've been in the streets. First, he gets hauled in by the cops. Then he lets a dude drain his long Johnson. What a shit day. Bet Vampire Bill would get rise out of that. He really thought the whole time he was doing that, like, damn, tonight's gonna be the night. Literally, like, that guy pissed himself. He's probably like, I would have to be with me.
0:40.1	No.
0:37.6	I'm joking. tonight's gonna be the night. Literally like, that guy pissed himself. He's probably like,
0:39.0	I would have to be with me.
0:42.7	I'm Jones in for some thing.
0:44.1	Jesus.
0:45.3	She's like,
0:46.4	I don't farting.
0:49.9	I love her a lot. That's my girl.
0:50.8	I will ride in the streets
0:51.8	if anything ever happens to her.
0:53.6	Yeah.
0:54.7	Totally.
0:58.2	Put on a jacket.
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