True Blood: Escape from Dragon House (S1E4)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week Jason is suspected of murder, and is taken in for questioning, but things take an unexpectedly hilarious turn when he downs an ENTIRE VIAL of V! Meanwhile, Sookie and Bill head to Fantasia for some recon, in hopes of clearing Jason's name! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash picks her True Blood allegiance, Mikie is horrified and delighted by some unhinged special effects, and Alaina basks in the beauty that is Eric Northman! And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Previously on the rewatcher, True Blood.
0:04.5	Say it one more time.
0:07.3	Crazy bitch.
0:10.6	Get it, Mama.
0:12.9	Yeah, truly.
0:13.5	Get it.
0:14.4	Close mouths don't get fed and neither do legs, I reckon.
0:18.3	I reckon.
0:20.6	Get down on my Johnson.
0:21.6	This is all just a daydream.
0:22.6	Not a daydream.
0:23.6	A night dream.
0:24.6	Not even a night dream.
0:25.6	A wet dream.
0:26.6	Sorry, you kept leading me there.
0:30.6	I said, oh, well.
0:33.6	You guys are reckless.
0:34.6	It won't stop till them there.
0:35.6	She's kicking up some graveyard dust over there. I know. She's just, she's just weeding her garden over there. Wow. You just get to a point where you're like, I'll fuck anything. I know. Be careful squad of dogs. Suki's on the prowl. Suki's like, Red Owl fuck anything. Those dogs are like,
0:54.8	Ah!
0:56.6	Abort!
0:57.1	Abort!
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