Truckers, What’s the Nuttiest Thing That You Have Seen Someone Doing in Their Car?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Right, mother truckers, since you have a height advantage over mostly everyone else on the road, |
| 0:04.4 | what's the nuttiest thing that you've seen someone doing in their car? |
| 0:09.0 | A lot of racy stuff. Pretty much, you name it, I've seen it. For non-adult content, |
| 0:14.2 | there's a lot of bathroom stuff. Bathrooms can be hard to find in some areas, so it's |
| 0:18.1 | somewhat understandable, but occasionally you get a surprise. The common |
| 0:21.5 | thing is a guy just peeing in a bottle. But I've also seen a young woman, the driver, stop her car |
| 0:27.4 | on a very slowly moving on ramp, it was like one mile per hour due to heavy congestion on the |
| 0:31.7 | highways it was merging to. Get out, drop her pants to her ankles, and go number one on the on ramp |
| 0:37.1 | with hundreds of people |
| 0:38.1 | watching. I saw everything. The second one was similar, but this one just hung her butt out the |
| 0:43.9 | driver's window and peed into the wind and on her car, because we were all doing about 10 miles |
| 0:48.6 | per hour. Bizarre. I've also seen a man go number two while driving. |
| 0:58.7 | He laid out a newspaper on the bench seat next to him, dropped his pants, hovered his butt over the paper, and let loose. |
| 1:00.7 | Then he cleaned up, rolled up the soiled paper, and put it in a plastic bag. |
| 1:04.5 | We were doing about 10 miles per hour at the time. |
| 1:06.8 | He must have really had to go. |
| 1:09.3 | A kid in an automatic Honda pretending it was a stick shift. |
| 1:13.6 | That might have been me. I like to pretend. |
| 1:20.5 | We stopped at a light and I saw a girl dig in her rear end for like a good five seconds, |
| 1:24.9 | pull her finger out and stare at it, then give it a good whiff, |
| 1:27.7 | and then wipe it off on her shirt. |
| 1:29.7 | In my FedEx truck, I saw a guy getting roadhead in a 1980s-style limousine at a stoplight. |
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