What ridiculous event made you believe that we live in a simulation. I found a random orange on the

street while walking to school. I picked it up and tossed it down a driveway and it landed right

up against a car's back tire. When I was walking home, the car backed out of the driveway,

and as it drove over the orange, it sprayed all over me. Now that is some final destination crap. I drove to the park to go running. I used my cell phone as a GPS. When I was done, I put my phone on the top of my car and spent a few minutes stretching. Then I got in my car and drove home. On the way home, driving about 35 with the window down, I took a turn, and the cell phone slid off the roof of my car and

into my open window bouncing off my arm and landing in my lab. I never told anyone because

I just didn't think they'd believe me. In 2007, I read The Four-Hour Work Week by Tim Ferriss.

The book inspired me to quit my job and move to Uruguay. On route to Uruguay, I got in line to get my passport stamped,

and the guy in line directly in front of me was Tim Ferriss on his way to Uruguay for the first time.

I introduced myself and told him his book inspired my life change.

We had a nice three-minute conversation while standing in line.

Cool guy!

In the middle of making an omelette,

I answered the door while holding a whole egg. It turned out to be my new neighbor, asking if she

could borrow an egg. The look of confusion on her face when I produced one on the spot was only

matched by my own. She took it and left without saying a word. It was super weird. You should

have reached behind her ear and pulled

out the egg magician style. The work I used to do required me to carry a lot of keys. At the end of my

shift, every day I'd go and hang up my keys on a cup hook, but as I entered the room, I'd toss them

over to the board with the hooks, trying to get them to land on the hook. And every day

the keys would miss and fall to the floor, I'd retrieve them and hang them and sit and do my paperwork.

One day at the end of my shift, I was a bit later than usual, and the supervisors were in the room.

Again, I tossed my keys, and they hooked this time. All of the supervisors were stunned,

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