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🗓️ 15 July 2015
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm your guest Baylor when the Judge vacations |
0:06.4 | and vacation land USA. |
0:08.5 | Matti Belmati from WRSI and Northampton, Massachusetts in for Jesse Thorn. |
0:13.0 | This week, troll O'Continueirae. Charlie brings the case against her boyfriend Brandon. |
0:19.6 | Brandon says that if a friend posts an opinion or thought on social media, he's entitled |
0:25.1 | to respond with his own thoughts. Charlie says this, calling out has gone too far. |
0:32.4 | Hashtag WTF hashtag STFU hashtag you're embarrassing me. Who's right? Who's wrong? Who is about |
0:40.4 | to have their relationship status changed? Only one man can decide. Please rise as Judge |
0:46.1 | John Hodgman enters the courtroom and issues the obscure cultural reference. |
0:51.2 | Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group of people |
0:58.2 | in a field, go find out what they are doing. Do things without always knowing how they'll |
1:04.0 | turn out. You're curious and smart and bored. And all you see is the choice between working |
1:09.6 | hard and slacking off. There are so many adventures that you miss because you're waiting to |
1:14.9 | think of a plan to find them. Look for tiny, interesting choices. And remember that you |
1:22.0 | are always making up the future as you go. Guest bail if Monte, Bel Monte, please swear |
1:27.6 | them in. Charlie Brandon, please raise your right hands. Actually raise your right thumbs. |
1:34.5 | Like, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth? And you won't believe what happens |
1:39.8 | at two minutes and 48 seconds. So help you, Mark Zuckerberg or whatever. I do. I do. |
1:47.7 | Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that his Twitter avatar |
1:51.6 | looks like he's about to smack down haters with a ukulele? I do. I do. Thank you, Judge |
1:59.4 | John Hodgman. Status update. What's on your mind? Guest bail if Monte, Bel Monte, coming |
2:06.1 | to you live on digital audio tape from W R S I the River and Massachusetts. This John |
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