Listeners, today's episode is rated five teacups.

And if you're new here, that means that it's a little bit more sensitive.

So get the kids out of the car, get your mom out of the car.

Because Ms. Kira has brought porn into the petty crimes court.

So listen at discretion and enjoy.

Never again. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Kira, how are you? I like your sweater.

Thanks. I'm pretty good.

What's new with you? Give us something. Give us anything.

Oh, I'm right in a movie.

That's something. Yeah, and it's shooting this summer.

Oh, sick. What's the vibe? I cannot say.

Okay. I'm used to that. Far for the court. I apologize. Griff, what's new with you?

I am also writing a movie, not, I think, to the level that you're writing, but I've started writing

with my good writer buddy who works at Hulu. Writing is writing. You're right. And he says that all the

time. Writing is writing. And then I have a, which I've pitched around my friend group and some people at the club, an idea that I want to work on by myself that I'm not sharing because I've gotten really good feedback about it. So all that to say, I've always been very appreciative and in awe of writers.

And now that I'm doing it in kind of an entertainment sense, my God, it is such a skill and so hard.

But also really fun and freeing.

And it's really pretty amazing.

I always say like to anybody, whenever you're feeling like especially lost, the best thing you can do is make art.

So well said.

And I have my own ways outside of this kind of new endeavor of what I call exporting.

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