Triggered By Trauma w/ Triggernometry's Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin | Your Mom's House Ep. 851

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 114 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:05.0	McDonald's cards are here.
0:13.0	24 cards to find and free food in every pack.
0:17.0	Choose from a range of cards meals including the legendary double big man.
0:21.6	Order a cards mill and get a pack today.
0:23.6	18 plus UK only, with selected meals subject to availability.
0:27.6	Ends 27th of April app may be required.
0:29.6	CmucD rules.co.
0:31.6	There are white folks and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.
0:34.6	By your own damn friar. That's so crazy. That is our ex-president. That's crazy. Now, you know that guy ain't shit. You know, I never believed you when you told me that? Yeah. I never believed you. And it really is. I think just now, I just... There are white folks, and then they're ignorant motherfuckers like you. It was six years ago. I didn't believe that. More, no? More, yeah. We played that in Silver Lake, right? No, but from when I first play, he was like, yeah, sure. Sorry that motherfucker got nothing on me, right? Nothing. You ain't my bitch, nigga. Can we please play this for today? Obama. Will you open with those? Are we rolling? We're rolling. Oh, good. Keep that in. All right. Yeah. That is crazy, though. Then they're ignorant. Mother F is like you. Do it? Do it? Yeah. I miss Obama talking. There are white folks, and then they're ignorant motherfuckers like you. Like you.
1:28.7	Like you. Do it? Do it? Yeah. I miss Obama talking. There are white folks and then they're ignorant motherfuckers like you. Yeah. Like you. Like you. He can't even talk cool black. I know.
1:37.8	That's him. That's Obama. That is not Obama. No, he, yeah, so for people don't know, he did an
1:42.7	audiobook before, because he had written a book,
1:45.1	he read, at this point he's written several, and at that point it was talking about where he grew up.
1:51.2	And so it's the audio book from the book that he had written, and people were like, there's no way that that's him.
1:58.4	And it's definitely him.
1:59.6	By your own damn friar.
2:03.5	That's President Obama.
2:05.9	More, more, more.
2:06.4	Now, you know that guy ain't shit.
2:07.8	Now, you know that guy ain't shit.
2:09.8	Yeah, that's so great.
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