Tom Is Home Here Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 850

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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SPONSORS: - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Shop plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/mom. - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips. This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing. Your Mom’s House Ep. 850 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival 00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition 00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth 00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House 00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice 00:33:01 - Kinky Unc 00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs 00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura 00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady 00:57:30 - TikToks 01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:09.0	And we're back.
0:13.0	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.
0:15.0	Welcome back.
0:16.0	In the building.
0:17.0	Back from La Leazy.
0:18.0	What do you think?
0:19.0	Oh, you already got your quasson how much did you
0:23.0	miss that flavored saver taster oh my god I just got in and uh
0:27.4	first thing they did was come with Tucho bamba croissants of course I haven't even had
0:33.5	this since I got back of course they're so good we Look at you. Your face is like naked. I know.
0:39.0	I'm sure the viewers are freaked out right now. I am. Well people, yeah, they, they remind me a lot of how much they don't like my face. They're like, grow your shit back. It's growing. It's growing. Doesn't that feel good? Yeah, when people tell you, they're like, what's up? Your face? Yeah, you look stupid.
0:53.9	Fucking ducky.
0:54.5	Man, your face is what's fucked up.
0:56.2	No.
0:57.1	Thanks.
0:57.7	Can I tell you they're like what's up your face yeah you look stupid fucking
0:54.2	done you your face is what's fucked up no thanks can I tell you since you've been gone though
0:59.5	I've really now have more of appreciation for YMH just because like I love the shit that we play
1:09.2	and do on this show, like this world.
1:11.5	I know.
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