Morning Glory with Jeremy Kyle in for Mike Graham.

Hallelujah.

My people welcome you, lovely, lovely people.

What a fantastically awful morning it is.

It's Wednesday the 3rd of September.

I'm in for Mike Graham.

It's all right.

It's only one morning more.

The man is on a plane.

They've shoved him on a plane from the United States of America. We're back tomorrow from six. But we're on with morning more. The man is on a plane. They've they've shoved him on a plane from the United States of America.

He will be back tomorrow from six. But we're on with morning glory. On the day the sun gives

the greatest headline ever in the history of the world. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to

be saying it all morning. Britain is faked. It's absolutely faked. That is the front of the sun

newspaper day. Let me tell you, honestly,

let me just read this from the Daily Mail before we get into it. This is how, if you're waking

up, people see where we live. Nervy bond market spike again as PM hires, raft of high tax

fanatics, there's a threat of ID cards for all. Hard Left Rainer's

ambition, the talk of Westminster, as armed police arrest father Ted writer for writing some tweets.

Millions are asking, when did Britain become North Bleeding Korea? And I'm not making it up. The sun, the mail, every newspaper,

just outlining where we are at. Whatever you're doing this Wednesday morning, beating,

I don't know, through the rain. It's not great weather-wise. This will make you laugh very quickly.

Stayed in the hotel across the road last night. Brilliant. They got a message about 1 o'clock in the

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