A very, very, very good morning to you. It's Tuesday, September the 2nd, which means one thing and one thing only.

Morning Glory is on and we stand to salute.

No, we don't. It's Kirstama's 63rd birthday if you give a damn. Do you give a damn?

Let me play you. This is the man that is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. This is how

unexciting he is.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Brace yourself, ladies, Starmer. Now, can you imagine?

Listen, morning, Gloria, Gloria, as ever, if you imagine? Listen, Morning Glory is on us ever.

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So much in the news today.

Where do we start?

Labor came back yesterday after the recess and immediately attacked the problems with immigration

and then had to admit that that deal that they made with the French, where it was one in one out. So far in the last five weeks, it's 3,567 in and bugger all else. So that's not going on at all. Farage, great, great comment this morning in The Express. I love this. He says to Stama, basically, I'll get rid of you. If you don't start respecting me, right? You haven't invited me to the banquet with Trump and he's my mate. You haven't listened to who I want to put in the House of Lords, right? I did it to Cameron. I did it to May. And listen, Birthday Boy, if you don't shut your face and start showing me some respect, I'll do it to you. A few shocking stories in the newspapers today. An asylum seeker

can't go home from Sri Lanka because she's too scared to fly. I think, you know, whatever you're doing this morning, if you're waking up and you're thinking, oh God, I've got a long day today. It's raining. Not going to see my wife or kids for a few days. Don't be so selfish. Just go and just Just got only taxes and stop bitching, okay? Shlank and scared

of flying. It's five past six. They call it the paper review. Chooseers are our favourite day,

without any shadow of a doubt, because in his brothel creepers, which for you and me are swayed

boots, the legend that is Peter Blacksley, good morning. Good morning, Mr. Kyle.

Good morning, Mr. Blexley. Are you well? I'm very well refreshed. And a couple of days up in Norfolk. We were talking about this. Brilliant. You went to where I went in the summer to Hunstanton and Norfolk and you were having afternoon tea at Sandringham. Yes, that was rather pleasant yesterday. It was a gift for my wife for her birthday from our mates who we were staying with. And yeah, Hunstantam Beach on Sunday. Going back in time. Yesterday. Oh, wonderful. Like Britain 50 years ago. I'm going to tell you a great story about afternoon tea that we'll have Christian. We'll clip this up. This is true. My dad who worked for the Queen Mother for 41 years, now dead, so I can tell this story, told the best story of all when the then Labour Minister for the weather. This was in the

70s and once a week a minister would sit and have afternoon tea with the Queen, be it

in Sandringham or London, and it would be somebody that was relevant to what was going on. So at the

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