Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show Tim kicks off a brand-new week with banned snack commercials, returning internet weirdos, unhinged sermons, and a Waffle House incident that escalates to full tactical deployment. Plus a medical mystery involving three penises and some very questionable listener activity on the text line. 🎧 Show Highlights 🤡 Internet Insanity 📰 […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, February 23rd, 26. |
| 0:04.6 | Coming up on the program today, watch as a sexy snake makes a camhore pancakes. |
| 0:09.6 | Plus, rocking an entire bouquet of penises, preaching the gospel of biblically endorsed rape, |
| 0:15.8 | and getting bare maced at the Waffle House. |
| 0:18.2 | All this was your voice mails. |
| 0:20.0 | Jetty! |
| 0:22.7 | This is a song about corn nuts |
| 0:24.8 | and intensely crunchy snack. |
| 0:27.2 | It's not about anything else. |
| 0:30.0 | When you're all alone and there's no one home |
| 0:32.7 | and you've got nothing to do. |
| 0:34.7 | Thing to do. Don't despair. |
| 0:36.8 | Just pull up a chair. and here is what you do. |
| 0:40.3 | Bust a nut, bust a nut, grab a bag of corn nuts and bust a nut. |
| 0:46.3 | They're lightly toasted and hard as hell. |
| 0:49.3 | Enjoy yourself, we won't tell. |
| 0:53.3 | Keep it in your drawers till you're ready for more |
| 0:56.0 | or leave it on your shelf |
| 0:58.0 | girls and boys go on and make some noise while you entertain |
| 1:02.0 | yourselves |
| 1:03.0 | Bustin' nut |
| 1:05.0 | grab a bag of corn nuts and busting nut |
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