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If I am feeling particularly ambitious, I make a real curry, plus all the side dishes.

Many curries are made with meats on the bone,

but for my guess, I only want to serve small boys.

I like to look around for some really exotic and very hot ones.

That's the way my wife likes them.

I then skin the boys and take all of the meat from the bone.

The easy way is to stab them one at a time with a fork

and heat them over a gas flame on the stove until the skin bursts.

It then peels right off.

What fun.

To make the curry itself is child's plate.

A very simple, but a very elegant dish.

Nothing makes a more exotic party.

I generally lower all the lights and burn a little child to help create a mood.

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