Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Tim wraps up the week with a packed lineup of internet insanity, public meltdowns, and Ohio weirdness. We kick things off with a long-awaited Chris Chan update after he was reportedly kicked out of a brony convention. Instead of addressing the incident, Chris releases a new video once again denying […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, February 20th, 20th, |
| 0:03.6 | 2026. Coming up on the program today, |
| 0:05.7 | Chris Chan is persona grata in his mama's Cucci. |
| 0:09.3 | Plus, is the ice cream man given out cocaine snow cones, |
| 0:12.8 | tender swollen redneck pussy lips, |
| 0:15.1 | and Mayor Dingus has been caught sniffing teenage panties. |
| 0:18.6 | All this was your voice mails. Tonight. |
| 0:28.2 | What kind of medication are you on? |
| 0:29.2 | I'm just worried. |
| 0:32.6 | Like, I just want to make sure you're clean and everything if I'm going to have sex with you. |
| 0:34.4 | Blood pressure pill. |
| 0:36.8 | Now, I just asked you if you had high blood pressure. |
| 0:38.4 | And you said no. Yes, I do. So you do have high blood pressure. Now, I just asked you if you had high blood pressure. And you said no. |
| 0:48.2 | Yes, I do. So you do have high blood pressure. Now, this makes me question everything that you've said because you just lied to me. Now, I'm worried you have a dirty asshole. I'm worried that you're not 58. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, I'm dirty ass. I'm really concerned about that asshole. I mean, based on past experiences with you. |
| 0:59.0 | You better be nice that night to me. |
| 1:00.3 | What do you mean nice? |
| 1:03.2 | You're not. |
| 1:05.2 | No, Senagian. |
| 1:06.9 | Excuse me, Patrick Mitchell. |
| 1:08.5 | Freaks, hold on. |
| 1:09.5 | I got this one. |
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